Buy your heroin now before the prices spike!

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

I just set a filter to weed out the word ‘Trump’. The bubble is cozy, come on in

Run away while you still can

He was great but sadly had a bad heart. RIP Oliver

Thanks! It’s based off of another chihuahua we had named Oliver. He left us too soon.

Olivia!

Go bees!

Warns is the wrong word. Teases maybe? Entices? Titillates?

Don’t tease me Tucker

Add some jalapeño as well to take it to another level

She can’t compete with Trump’s lead amongst the stupids though

I doubt anyone is stunned by this

He’s such a strange angry little man

This got me to half-mast

I think that’s what the diapers are for

Hang in there, you have a lot of life and adventure in front of you. Don’t let depression and hard times take that from you.

Our reality’s version of Tony Stark is a total double bag

Don’t give up hope my friend

Who?