I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Baberaham Lincoln

Make Acronyms Go Awry

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”

There goes Walmart Nero …

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.

K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.

They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.

Except that you can …

Cancel auto payments

Edit: I get you. You mean multiple cards within PayPal itself per vendor. Yeah, that seems like similar effort but at least you can see everything in one portal. I have a single card linked with just enough limit to cover subscriptions and the odd internet purchase.

Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.