Sweet! What does mine say?

Perhaps a Doro? They have both dumb-phones and simplified smartphones. https://www.doro.com/en-gb/products/mobile-phones/

Send via Bluetooth…

Almost no matter how you do it, it’s going to be a horrible waste of good drinking water to try to extract cooling from the temperature of the water. If you are in a dry climate, make a DIY swamp cooler. Otherwise shell out for a small AC unit.

Also; using your free lease-included water for stuff like that, is probably the quickest way to no longer have water included in your lease…

We take the protection of your personal information very seriously

Fuck, I loathe this corporate bullshit phrase. Obviously you didn’t take it serious enough, now did you? For some reason this phrase really grinds my gears. Fair enough that you had a data breach and so on, but don’t brush off the issue like this…

It’s only a matter of time before one of those old ships sticks us with a giant cleanup bill, and an environmental disaster in our waters. I know international waters are free for all, but some things should just not be allowed.

Also, a tiny pet peeve of mine: You can’t just replace an “ø” with an “o”. That’s like spelling “Smith” like “Smoth”. If it’s a font or system limitation; use “ö” or “oe”. I’m not a huge fan of the guy, but his name is “Løkke” not “Lokke”.

Reminds me of this:

Also; good luck jumping a truck with fucking 8-gauge wire.

🎶 Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. 🦄

Yes.

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.

Enshittification in a nutshell.

Don’t think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don’t think of Wal-Mart’s price hikes as war profiteering, think of them as war… fun!

Which is?.. And what is AVGN short for?..

Isn’t, the sword wanting to penetrate the other dudes, the whole point of it though?

Go fall from a 10th story balcony, onto a pair of bullets Orbán. You fucking traitorous piece of shit.

I’ll tell you hwat!

[ˈblʌˌhɑjˀ] is the real answer!