My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

To shreds, you say.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of hungry horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.

He is lousy with them.