I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

Who runs border town?

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

Is she mythological? Like a sphinx?

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts