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Cake day: 2026年5月18日

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  • Taste? Probably expired milk. I didn’t sniff check as a kid. A mistake you only make once.

    Most disturbing to me even though it tasted okay? I had one of those cardboard cartons of Apple juice* lined internally with plastic/aluminium so you couldn’t see inside. Well within best by date. I poured a glass, chugged it. Hot summer day. Decided, eh, a little more why not. A giant gloopy growth plopped out into my glass. I retched.

    Mother of Vinegar I assumed? Not sure.



  • Can’t really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad’s old bike from the 1980’s since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must’ve had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(

    I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90’ turn.