Aw, thats a real shame… So anyway, I says to mabel, I says,

that would make a badass tattoo.

is that potatobread? i wholeheartedly approve.

it seemed like more of a takedown tbh

My Anaconda Dont

My Anaconda Dont

My Anaconda Dont Want None If You Got Guns Hun

dont bet on it

oh shit, i missed that, i think you’re right.

Looks great. Needs warm maple!

what’s the egg/milk ratio?

what the umpty fuck is that a deep fried hot dog on a bun

wait, i thought refugees were bad?

dont be so sure, they let a child molesting traitor in last time.

look, alls im sayin is, please dont become a republican president.

bro thats fucking psychotic why would you do that. couldnt you just like, do your job instead

no balls! a little bit of char round the edges never hurt nobody. if the chees aint bubbling and browning deep all the way across the surface-- but id still eat em either way

beautiful, absolutely fantastic! the ingredient ratios are about what i would choose, i respect the topping choices. could wish for about 2 minutes under the broiler for some serious maillard browning but other than that exemplary. bon appetit!

there’s no need to specify minecraft. if the news outlet can describe criticism as “blasting” then so can you.

it’s giving ai. peep the sloppy metaphor in the conclusion, “A chef’s drawer is a curated battlefield.” No it isn’t. a drawer is not a battlefield. and a drawer? for the dozens of heavy pots and pans you’re enthusiastically endorsing? a chef with that much hardware would be referring to some description of their dedicated commercial shelving. new user with no post history shows up in a hobby community to specifically recommend brands and product in a way that any marketing director would approve of. really, every one of these brands are perfect and bulletproof? no complaints or reservations at all? oh wait, sorry, t-fal apparently is not for heavy use. get the fuck outta here.

i call bullshit.

are you still talking about donald “the john” trump’s connection with jeffrey epstein?!

war and genocide, those notoriously uncomplicated amoral matters.

onions are quite tasty when cooked this well