LasagnaCat

As someone currently using the toilet let me tell you.

It’s pretty ok.

I’d like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

Without hesitation.

It turns into hard rock

That’s a nice kitty right there.

Armageddon, the mega block buster hit movie of 1998

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Ok sure thing comrad.

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Try again?

beeeeep

Mushroom mushroom!

What if you were gonna lie though

wiggles fingers jazzily