Both of those perfectly reasonable opinions unfortunately still fall under reddit’s site wide umbrella bannable offenses of “inciting harm or violence.” 🫤 I know because I’m here for the same reasons.

15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.

Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?

Interesting. Please explain how AC/DC can be correlated with bisexuality? I’m trying to picture the physical attributes/mechanics of alternating current & direct current plugs 🤔 Or do you mean the band AC/DC was literally bisexual 🤣

I always interpreted it as an apartment in a tall building. Each apartment is a small one-level unit.

Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”

But why cat missing uppermost portion of cranium?

True, but we weren’t allowed to talk about it & didn’t have a word for it until 1995.

/s I guess, I dunno

Ok so for those of us not fluent in French, could you please translate “La Rôche-Posay” for us so we stop chortling like middle schoolers?

For “m” years? Are we using alphabetic variables instead of numbers in our Lemmy comments now?

Thought-terminating cliche. I just wanted to write those 3 words because I’m so proud it’s one of very few facts I have in my brain & is easily retrievable without any research or strain.

I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter, which was super annoying. I will edit it to phonetic zero now.

I’m now glad that I’ve never misunderstood the lyrics to that song.

Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?

1. Symbiotic
2. Patriotic
3. Spasmodic
4. Rapscallions
5. Pescatarian
6. Octogenarians
7. Scapegoats
8. Landsharks
9. Slimeballs

(zero.) Juggernaut

My boyfriend masquarades as smokin hot women in some games he plays. Not sure what his reasoning is, probably multiple things: 1) women warriors in their shredded tunics with weapon & artillery holsters & their cleavage bursting out is a lot more entertaining to look at than some guy warrior. 2) probably interesting to note how differently other players treat you when you’re a sexy lady, vs how they treat you when you’re just some guy.

Someone please explain the origin story of this meme cat who looks like he was lobotomized.

Circa late 1980s I remember our dad brought home a degauser from work, hey anyone remember what a degauser is? It was a magnetic box (VERY STRONG MAGNETS) with a tunnel to slide a cassette tape through, to erase the cassette tape. Well I don’t remember which of us family members decided its storage place should be on top of the TV but what a fun science lesson that turned out to be 😄 If you moved the magnet around the TV in all different places, the distortion on the screen would follow wherever the magnet was, and IIRC the screen distortion wasn’t permanent. The screen went back to normal when you removed the magnet from the vicinity.

But if you’re trying to log into something on the internet, why can’t you access your email on that same device?

Whoa, these security questions are becoming impossible.

Anyway that reminds me last week I answered one of my custom-chosen security questions the only way it could possibly be answered and they told me it was wrong. So I guess I’m not going back to that website ever again.

Same. Perhaps it’s by design. The internet used to be a lot more fun than it is now. Perhaps the people in charge of everything have been intentionally enshittifying the internet to break everyone’s addiction. But I thought they like it when we have addictions. The masses are easier to control when they’re hypnotized by things.