And that’s when Titler was 9 years more mentally-competent than he is now

I mean…problem solved? Three more created for later but hey that job got done

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If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.

If you get in a position to see cellulite, I encourage you not to ruin that for yourself by focusing on it.

What a fucking loser.

Don’t forget, on the firearm purchase application it asks if you currently or have ever smoked marijuana, which would exclude you from being allowed to purchase a weapon. I’d like to believe that question answered honestly would include almost every current firearm owner…so normal hypocrisy I suppose.

Killl meee set my soul freeee

A smile that screams “I’ve eaten a baby”

If Netherlands was a US state it would be ranked 42/50 in area. We have zero-population zones larger than your whole country. Our government refused to spend taxpayer money properly on telecom infrastructure since the 1990s so some of us are stuck here with Pony Express internet, it’s awful.

Oh and now our corrupt gov wants to eliminate “wasteful” fiber in exchange for Musk becoming a trillionaire with Starlink. Lovely.

I’m not sure Tom Hanks’ character was thinking about Rubik’s cubes while he was trying to pee out that kidney stone.

Somehow, this is Biden the brain-dead criminal mastermind’s fault and Obama is a Muslim so therefore Clintons. All them TransMexicanBlackGayQueerDems are taking my money I earnt!

Is he going to award a medal to Arnold Palmers cock next?

Sounds funny not in German

Ihre Papiere, bitte. Wenn Sie nichts zu verbergen haben, werden Sie keine Angst haben

Yes!

Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.

In the deep south before the Civil Rights Act

But but but brown people

I can’t fucking afford to live in my own hometown, how the fuck can I afford visiting there?

“enlisted in the United States Marine Corps,[15] serving as a military journalist with the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing.[16] During his four years of service, he was deployed to the Iraq War in 2005 for six months in a non-combat role, writing articles and taking photographs” - Wiki