I was sure there was a reason, I just never worked in the field long enough to learn or ask why

Thanks 🫡

Or you work with gas cylinders.

I don’t understand this one, please Airgas

I like you.

I eat you last.

It’s 10p EST and I’m still waiting for more 😔

BRING BACK THE FUCKING BUTTONS HOLY SHIT

Or get a black friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You fucker :(

Praise be Cortana and IE’s reinstallation!

My nigga, Fizz, gets it

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday

actually they’re only slightly off. 3-400m/s

Though that’s for individuals. The average is near 0, since they’re all going in random directions, canceling each other out.

There’s more to transactions than the purchase of goods and services.

Donating money is a transaction. Using counterfeit money to donate while claiming it is legal tender makea the donation fraudulent.

Crawl back under your bridge, mate.

Actually it is inherently illegal. It’s fraud.

Because like the previous person said, they’re attempting to pass it off as legal tender by getting the homeless person the money so they’ll use it.

Yeah, not sure why folks care

I can sue discord and there’s nothing their EULA can do to stop me.

God bless our right to litigate*

*terms and conditions apply: enough money to win in a battle of attrition

The universe has been around for 14 billion years, and I got to share this moment out of all 14 billion of those years with you.

Remember that (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Put enough of em in front of you and that doesn’t matter (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Intolerance of the intolerant is the cornerstone of protecting one’s freedoms.

Currently using blokada. Any reason to switch?

WE ARE EARTHICAN!