Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Best part for me is that both of these rich dickheads literally own social media platforms and they still couldn’t pull this off 🤷‍♂️🤣

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

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One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

I would

What a cretin.

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Dude is so likable and squeaky clean seeming that it makes me worry his crawlspace is full of human remains or something

Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh shit they slammed him? That means it’s serious

Gay, trans, commie, fascist, marxist, pedos, mean, dumb, elite, weak, powerful…

Take your pick, I guarantee every ‘slander’ you can imagine is on its way or already being used.

Well, put your mind at ease. The Democratic Party doesn’t think jd Vance fucked a couch.

“Couch fucker” is catchy though, it rolls off the tongue, it’s easy to remember

‘Diaper Don and the couch fucker’ is a great response to ‘sleepy joe and low iq karolla’ or whatever tf trump is calling her

— it sucks that this is where American political discourse is, but this is where THEY brought it to. Taking the high road isn’t a virtue when dealing with a bully and it isn’t effective.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Under scrutiny?

Oh no, that’s not nearly severe enough of a reprimand. Im bravely speaking out to demand he be slammed by lawmakers!