I’m too sober for this.

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it’ll spend its life believing it’s a failure.

“most personal information”

And they just handed it over to some company.

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

americans at least don’t actually use those two phrases in conversation

Well now they’re gonna know!

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

Why is anyone still listening to this man enough for this to make it to a headline?

The problem is slowing it down to any speed that would end up with it dropping into the sun is going to take more effort and be more difficult than firing it out of the solar system. It isn’t practical.

Five bucks says she was only a contractor or she’d still be taking advantage of the fact that federal employees are notoriously difficult to get rid of - even (especially) if they’re shit at their job.

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah today.

One of my favorite movies that I’ll probably never watch again. The Kronos Quartet did an awesome job with the soundtrack.

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

The bronzer has likely seeped in and turned all the organs a disgusting orangish-brown.

For what these doomsday prepers spend to compensate for their small manhood, they could easily pay for multiple sessions of therapy, even in the US.

There are a few reviews of the watch on YouTube, and they seem to agree with your assessment.

Review 1

Review 2

Building your qualifications to teach advanced courses in being blasé?

Growing up in the south eastern US vending machines were a common sight in a number of public spaces, and they were completely fine. No idea what third-world parts of the country the rest of these people grew up in.

This may have changed since they seem to alter how these things work from time to time, but I’ve found that if you just keep getting one captcha after another, and you know you’re not making errors, try solving them slowly.