Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

He tried to set it for 30 minutes and instead set it for 30 minutes. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, metal soup

It’s a laxative from what I can see. What they meant by it I’m not sure, but their selling line is “no taste, no grit, no gas” so I think they were just saying you have no taste?

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!

I live here! There aren’t many residential areas within half a mile of the site, the “downtown” area of Cleves is about a mile away, so the biggest damage to me personally is just that the grocery store is closed… hopefully it stays that minor, and goodluck to those who did have to evacuate

Edit: as of at least 6:30 PM, the roads are opened back up and evac order lifted. Just drove through there, still trucks and workers all around it, but seems to be wrapping up without too much incident that I’ve heard of anyways

Why

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

That girl looks suspiciously young… And she’s watching subway surfers… Oh… oh no

I like how him lying in bed is just him opening the door but flipped lol

Edit: this was meant to be an independent comment, not a reply, but I guess it kind of fits in with both him and his games being a copy

Hump day!

I take the stairs because the elevator isn’t built yet

(I’m an electrician)

Can somebody expain the orb to me, I wish to be one of the 10000

I like how the teacher looks the same, either way he realizes he’s talking to a clown

Or 2 if you’re strapped for time

“Shot an unpopular politician”

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

(Yes ik Trump)

I was born with this shit, idk what silence really sounds like :(

Obligatory let me do it for you

I use it for light novels like Overlord and Mushoku Tensei