I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

Honestly, furry art wouldn’t even be remarkable as a scandal at this point.

It’s enjoyable if you watch it in the context of it’s time. You can’t compare it to the Villeneuve version.

Matt Keeslar. He played Feyd in the 2000 miniseries.

I’m happy to see all these Republicans endorsing Harris, but they’re about 8 years too late at this point. Anyone with half a brain could see how big of a threat to democracy and rule of law Trump was in 2016, and yet they all went along with the grift anyway. We wouldn’t be dealing with his shit right now if these same people had grown some balls back then.

It’s exactly this reason.