This is true. I’m very confident in my cooking abilities but I simply can’t afford meat as often. The problem I’m facing now is I actually crave it. It feels good to eat meat.

I’ve been switching to a more vegetarian diet these past 2 weeks. Heavy in beans. My farting has slowed down and my shits have been easier. Not for health reasons, just cheaper.

He can’t argue this was an official act of the president because he wasn’t fucking president then. He seems to be trying.

That was wierd that she just expected that. You didn’t do anything wrong. Maybe say something as she was leaving but other than that she shouldn’t have just expected you to take advantage of her.

When it’s a Democrat its corruption and they should be hanged impeached. When it’s a Republican, why wouldn’t he use his office to improve his wealth.

Ooh a berry reduction and honey is a tenderizer.

I have 13 diminutive friends who might be interested.

As long as my family gets my life insurance.

Mine are still on full display. What’s the worst that can happen? I get written up?

Why does he sign his tweets?

I’ve only voted day of like twice. Once for a mayoral race and once for the primaries. I didn’t like it. Iprefer dping it early on a Saturday.

I’ve never actually seen the movie, just the reference to it in Jay and Silent Bob Strukes Back. I heard good things though. Is it worth it?

Cause bloating and my tummy hurts for hours. Even after eating a single chunk like in a sushi roll.

I have an advocado intolerance, does that make me not an ally?

More than likely they didn’t have restrooms available to the public but allowed you since you jad a child.

They need more patrons so they can reach the stretch goal of hiring someone to reinstall the sinks.

Dont cheat on her and you won’t find out.

The story of how The Bog O cme to be is really interesting. It was a collaboration between East and West. 100% Batman influences.

To change culture you have to show these rapist fucks that they will not be tolerated. There is undeniable proof of the events that occured, and this group has done this multiple times. One step is making victims feel comfortable and safe coming forward.

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.