I’m willing to bet there haven’t been any vampires in that family since, so…

Cor blimey, guv’nor. It ent no wonder the poor bloke suicided, he ent ‘ad nowt to eat but kippers and marmalade for bleedin’ weeks.

Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).

Everybody wants something. They’ll take your money and never give up.

I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.

Statistically improbable.

Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.

What could go wrong?

As an Australian, I find it really sad that the USA, the country that pretty much saved the world from totalitarianism during WW2, is pretty much the LEAST democratic western country right now.

Gerrymandering is like a 19th century anachronism, but the US is leaning right into it.

Nah, I’m happy to bag on anyone that benefits from a system and then pulls the ladder up behind them.