I mean, yeah - they don’t.

I have one plastic bag that is full of other, crumpled plastic bags.

Were? Did something happen?

Nunca imaginé que los leopardos se comerían MI cara.

Dopamine and serotonin.

他會說中文嗎？

Since I rarely have coins handy, I use a clock (if I don’t know the current time, obviously): “If the minutes are odd, yes. Even? No.” (Eg. 2:53 = yes, :54 = no).

In my early life I was raised in Kansas fundie hell. I graduated to 4chan. To call me racist would have been an understatement; “proud white supremacist”, more like. (LOL I used the term “race nationalist” then)

Perhaps my proudest personal achievement has been unraveling that disgusting tapestry of who I was.