I once knew EIGHT other people with the same first name as me. My dad, who I was sharing a place with, or fucking landlord, two coworkers, and 4 others spread across 3 friend groups. I could barley go anywhere without this problem, including occasionally just random places because some first names are just that common. And because it’s one of them biblical names, it crosses languages with minimal differences.

They had yet to assimilate enough Starfleet engineers to fix that problem.

My parents silently hated each other. Well, technically my mother hated my father because she was kind of fucked up in the head - thanks mostly to her cult brainwashing, childhood abuse trauma, and interested mental illness, and it wasn’t silent so much as cancerous and she kept dragging me and my sister into it…

I forgot where I was going with this. At least the hypothetical meme kid got to have friends over.

The culture war is the only thing they love.

Chicken: Did I fucking stutter? Now show me the chicken that strips!

The booze would explain why this douche canoe swerves wildly back and forth across that centrist line line he’s trying to run down a rabbit in a Ferrari.

Particle board is weak to water - bro needs to get his whole mouth around that thing, salivate it to death.

Or, or - now hear me out - ban the use of AI to do a job that requires a human thought process.

That’s pretty metal.

That you need to floss more Kyle.

Oh yeah? Cool, now turn off your air conditioning. Also RIP 6 out all your window screens. REALLY let the summer inside.

Oh excellent, an excuse to drop it that my fiance will have to accept.

I’m pretty sure that’s just how scientists did things up until like 1952.

I like to think my version is the truth. Like Zuck is trying to convince everyone that they look cool for real you guys, so that he can put the cameras back in later.

Mine is the part where Moses went up the mountain, tripped balls for a while, write down some laws, came back down and threw a fit because the people had relapsed into their old religion, and smashed the law tablets like a dumbass.

So if there’s no hud, and also no camera, Zuck is now just in the ugly sunglasses business?

Oh no. Anyway…

It’s funny because I think I can see what Krash was trying to say, but remains too stupid to elucidate.

What I think her meant was that some persons involved in bestiality were victims of someone else forcing them into such acts, and that those persons shouldn’t be denied employment because of it.

Now I didn’t believe for a second that that circumstance has ever come up before and think that his inability to look past Trump’s big fat diaper (and his own gross incompetence) left him unable to come up with a better excuse.

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This isn’t the first time somebody learned the hard way that you should never save your card info on a divice that children can access.