Well that must be true then - I mean it’s right there in the name. They aren’t called the Ministry of Blatant Bullshit, after all.

No you’re thinking of Gillian. Gillian Anderson is a former adult entertainer best known for her role on Baywatch… and Playboy.

Oh silly me, I meant Clovis, a 22 year old black man from Detroit.

/s of course

Grandma I’m 36.

Is it just me or does she look like Gillian Anderson?

When AI gets confused by sex terms.

In Trump’s rotted brain, if you don’t see facts that look bad, then they don’t exist. Like with covid deaths, remember?

If by “weakening” you mean “blatantly kneecapping.”

I hope Cancer Karen Bondi enjoys her nightmare life.

Clearly she can’t from the same western bloc clearinghouse that used to sell mail order brides back in the 80s and 90s.

The more stickers, the better it works.

Their tech CEOs. The only gods they think exist are themselves.

Well you see, when a person gets very lonely…

Aliens: we come in peace

Scientists: can you help us with some of our problems? Maybe give us fusion power? Tell us about your culture?

Aliens: actually we came about the Coca-Cola.

If I did hilarious that Gary Gygax came up with a better way of maintaining your worshipers’ loyalty and behavior than so-called real gods ever did.

You don’t even need to bother with cement. Just dump rocks or dirt.

Drowning them in technical procedures and red tape is just good, ironic fun.

To open, cut along line.

It’s what I saw when I left vault 101 for the first time.

They absolutely need to do this in Washington DC on the 4th so the president can see how awesome they are.