Sounds like anybody running on a policy of removing all the flock cameras will have a pretty damn good chance of getting elected.

You want to put the chainsaw boy flat so that it saws the intruders off at the ankle.

Don’t worry guys, I’m sure this Prince Bonesaw guy is totally aboveboard.

This is one of those Short Victorious Wars that David Webber warned us about.

I thought that was Louisiana?

This is going to be a disaster and those kids are the victims.

I can’t help but laugh whenever I see “Trump” and “BBC” in the same sentence.

That skinny white girl’s about to need medical attention. From Trump’s “aura,” not the black dudes.

I hate to break it to them but that’s not a reason people would stop fucking - it’s a consequence.

Drunk Pete apparently only learned one thing about his job duties and that was how to demand more funding.

Better than the meth diet.

Looking at you, Klaus.

The magic blue smoke that used to be used in CRT monitors had been replaced with magic black smoke in flat screens.

I looked up the Dyson one and it uses a turbine rather than a fan, but it’s effectively the same concept. The spinny part is in the lower part.

That’s totaly worth the $300 price tag that the OG Dyson one has cost when it was new.

Edit: they still cost hundreds of dollars. You can get any other brand’s version for like $50.

Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

I live in the city man, I’m not going to notice shit.

I’m unfamiliar with English politics? Are conservatives there like the kind we have in America? If so, I’m so sorry. This ad however suggests that they are probably very similar.

As somebody who has bitten in to a bone in a boneless chicken sandwich at KFC - on two different occasions, months apart - I for one appreciate boneless food no matter what form it’s in. Boneless chicken? Perfect. Boneless avocado? Sure. Boneless raspberries? Absolutely. Boneless applesauce? I sure as hell hope so.