You could cut off your legs but I wouldn’t recommend it.

Morrowind gave me motion sickness, so if it’s remastered I could actually play it.

"what do you mean? I’m literally wearing a cuirass, how much more protection do I need!?

Don’t underestimate this administration’s cruelty.

I can’t wait until some influencer is half way from LA to Vegas when the low battery dummy light comes on.

Or maybe a fluffy white cat to pet while pretending to be menacing.

So you’ve been reading John Ringo books them?

He hasn’t even built that stupid ballroom that he tore down like 1/3 of the White House to force funding for. One boondoggle at a time dumbass.

Trump + words out of his mouth = lie. It’s a law of metaphysics at this point.

Hell some phones have a spot on the back that’s explicitly for scanning their fingerprint.

I’m sure we can arrange to have some of them brought up here for a “recreational getaway” - I’m sure you’ll find them fun to gnaw upon.

10 years from now: I just watched my grandma chew our some poor nurse because the hospital’s wheelchair won’t shut the hell up.

If you can still dip it without getting dip on your fingers, it’s a chip.

If you shove it in the cart corral then it will either slot in correctly or be positioned for it. Unless you’re one of those assholes who shoves the mini-cart in the normal-cart line.

I live in Illinois and like to say that the souther you go the Kentuckier you get. While accurate, the grammar is very, very stupid.

You should have brought fire. For warmth.

The Democratic party is such a pussyfest (negative).

Well I mean nobody ever said a tool couldn’t be used by bad people to do bad things.

No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It’s a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.

Here ya go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGdQnxuixI&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD