Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

They forgot the small amount of gravel.

He had no clue how to run a company either, unless you count “into the ground.”

Oh snap the broken clock was right for once.

These stupid sensors don’t do anything useful, they’re just a needlessly excessive expense when they need to be replaced.

Burn it down, end vertical videos! You’re next, meta.

Well I mean if it’s a Christian school…

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones

Removed by mod

Relax guys, it’s just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.

Removed by mod

China is the same way.

Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

Anti-maskers are like 6 year olds throwing a tantrum because you’re making them eat broccoli.

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.