Hardly a defense for grovelling.

Gotcha even better lol.

Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Yes.

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My coworker gave me a blue marker the other day, as we were discussing something else that had to do with houses. For some reason I scrawled HOUSE on the wall (this was in a back area where no one cares,) with the blue marker.

The following week I walked past the blue house and was overcome with the realization of what I had done.

I read the book once years ago, I don’t think any other work of art has the ability to change the readers psychology. I often have dreams about wandering empty endless houses.

Also one foot note cites my hometown which is a place few people outside the state even know about.

Coward.

The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.

On the plus side the train is never late.