My mom did something similar and dragged 13 year old me and my two younger brothers to go see Saturday Night Fever in theaters because the commercials had dancing and music, so she thought it was a musical.

I love Sisyphus FM. It plays boulder music than the other stations.

When one of your parents dies when you’re only 6 years old.

He nose what she wants.

Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

I’m sorry, Ollie!

Looking over the responses, I’m surprised no one said they’d play “Never gonna give you up.” by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.

As The Stomach Turns. It was a classic parody of soap operas on The Carol Burnett show, and as someone from that era i can vouch that it was a pretty spot on parody, at least from what i saw on tv when staying home sick from school.

Yeah, but this presumes that his heart will grow and he’ll learn compassion, when we know he’s just going to remain the same joyless, miserable slug he’s always been. The grinch has more redeeming qualities than Graham ever did.

They actually first implied it during the Batman: The Animated Series, as a “Sappho and her friend” style relationship, only coming out and saying it later in the comics.

I have a feeling that it was Trump’s idea, as he grew up in the decades when the Kennedy name meant something in politics, especially Democratic politics, so he figured the name would draw Democrat voters, not realizing that the Kennedy name hasn’t had any sway in Democrat politics for the last three decades or so, as the party moved on from the Kennedys long ago. Just showing again that Dastardly Don is old and out of touch.

This only works depending on how baked you are though. I worked for a major metropolitan public library system a long time ago, and one time a dude wandered in smelling heavily of weed, and wearing only one shoe. He came up to the circulation desk and asked to order a pizza. When informed that it was a library and didn’t have pizza, he blinked and looked around, and upon seeing all the shelves of books, he said “Oh.”, and then turned around and left. To this day I never know if he ever found some pizza or his other shoe.

I thought Pepsi was for setting pop stars on fire?

But, such an adorable trap.

AI does a good job of generating character portraits for my TTRPG games. But, really, beyond that I haven’t found a good use for it.

But why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?

Oh, I’m sure there’s some discharge.

Wow! I never thought I would see those words ever written about Eric Trump. The sad part is that it’s true.

Well, gawrsh!

Oh, she would’ve prosecuted him on that stage.