GreenPlasticSushiGrass

They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

I just did some reading, and while Seagate drives had problems around 2012 -2016, they seem to work about as well as any other drive now. I’d go for the best deal, personally.

Then my two bricked Seagates beat the odds.

I second this! I hope you get many years of service from your drive, but I haven’t had much luck with Seagate, personally.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

End quote asana.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Perfect pump!

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

Bro put the punchline in the title.

There’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Let’s not forget liquor!

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

It was a flash game called flOw. You’re just a microbe wandering around eating things, and you occasionally evolve, based on what you ate. I can’t find an instance that works properly with a flash emulator, but that game would actually lower my heart rate.

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.