And hysterectomies.

“Great, honey! You made me gay!”

I have not heard that name in a long time. … Long time.

I still whistle the music every so often.

Nobody wants to mention the Malazan Empire series? That’s probably fair since chances are good someone would screw it up royally.

Just don’t say Elric since we know how they screwed us over on his ripoff.

The best part is no matter what health insurance he has (or doesn’t have), that’s gonna be expensive as fuck by the end of the year.

LEGO my LEGOS!

*plays Warrant - Uncle Tom’s Cabin