“Free ads that you can’t turn off”

Can AI do proper debugging and troubleshooting? That’s when I’ll start to get worried

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere…

Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Or, as someone put it: we are brains piloting bone mechs with muscle armor

“Narf!”

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Technically, yes… but if it’s in movie/show, you already know it’s fiction

Skill issue

B-b-but… line must go up!

Telegram has entered the chat

The correct name is “waste of time”

From my experience, people this noisy are unlikely to be cooperative about it. Or anything else

Ability to regrow lost teeth

Atomic bomb are also dangerous because if someone end up launching one by mistake, all hell is gonna break loose. This has almost happened multiple times:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls

We’ve just been lucky so far.

And then there are questionable state leaders who may even use them willingly. Like Putin, or Kim, maybe even Trump.

Is this for real? It’s not The Onion?