Crispellier. Wish I thought of that 😂

Only if it’s corked (gone bad) or very different from how it was described. Like if the Pringles sommelier tells you it hits the middle of your tongue with the supple taste of sour cream, and the aroma carries notes of onion but you clearly taste cheddar, send it back.

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Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.

“Thousands of my countrymen will perish, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

I’d never seen that before. Holy shit.

She definitely left out part of that story.

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

There’s Waldo.

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Accidentally at first.

Disqueue, then.

Disque?

… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

Okay. But still ಠ_ಠ