I’m really sensible, so please use pinky

Winbloats was arguably the first one of this list to get enshitiffied. I remember being a 12 yo trying to find an alternative to winbugs because the microsoft account login was required. It’s got worse since then

I was born in the 2000’s and didn’t have an email account until 2012, and even I know what it sounds like.

Is it finally being shut down? Don’t get my hopes up

May the remains of this pumpkin rise up next year in the form of new pumpklets.

Man, do I love gardening and composting.

Skelleton >:D

My minimal arch installation on my 128 GB RAM monster of a computer

I actually like it

I’m actually encouraged to update often because if I don’t, the updates keep accumulating and I end up with 200+ apps and dependencies that require such updates. Not that I’m affected or anything, I don’t even need to re-start my machine, and pacman works in the background. So, It’s been a positive experience over all. So yay! Updates!

I’ve been in a stable relationship for a couple of years now, and living with her since January this year

By any chance, did you kill their father because he killed your father? Have you got any sons? Does this involve your guy’s grandfathers too?? This sounds like a neverending loop. Can’t you all just go out fishing together or something

Sure thing good luck patching!

Gotta check the documentation

This is absolutely outrageous. I wish this was all false, but I’ve experienced first hand how incredibly horrendous university websites can be. And I’m pretty sure that’s an international experience.

Yeah! It gets a bit hot tho, so I’m using it on battery saving mode with low specs, and I cannot have it in my pants’ pocket for too long or it crashes. But it does work.

Actually, I was able to patch (lucky-patcher) my bank app to remove the module that detects root. So I haven’t had issues with that :D

I don’t think the original poster meant you to ‘adjust for inflation’. Good thinking tho!

I’m on a rooted android 8.0.1 Oreo.

That’s right, my android still has a food related name. Step aside losers

My Samsung J7 is old enough to go to elementary school and is as snappy and functional as the day I got it. Haven’t had a phone in more than half a decade.

I also have a functional Samsung S5 booted with android 12, courtesy of Lineage OS

My instinct would be to click just to find out what exactly is “too sexy” for chauvinists. Same logic applies to the original post’s article I guess.

I think these articles exploit this instinct. And I’m pretty sure it works for all kinds of people. When you put an opinion piece in some other people’s mouth, everyone will want to find out if the opinion makes sense to them or if it’s completely outrageous.

“Some people said this about this subject, come judge by yourself (and prove them wrong/right)”

Actually…

OMG yes!! Thank you, that’s precisely the video I was talking about