Kids these days smh, can’t even abide by the traffic laws of France

I’d like to see that, after some hard work destroying half the city simply by existing, Godzilla takes a break to eat a croissant

merci, j’ai travaillé dur sur la photo

I impeded traffic and everything

It’s a shame they couldn’t be more original

They’re fine, it’s basically a bigger and watered down kiwi

The similarities easily put it in my top 5

Did she… did she loot the other girl’s skirt?

maybe…

I don’t know what you’re talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there

I can see how it could be seen as ugly, I mean it is mostly metal beams, but I like to think that some of it’s beauty comes from what it represents and it’s history

it’s old as fuck

oui, je m’appelle kiwi, クロワッサン

Well, there is only one, this one

So of course it’s the best

It sometimes rain in France right? Hence the stylish umbrellas

Exactly, the way it’s pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

You what to a kiwi?

Clearly, a limitless amount of plushies