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Cake day: 2025年1月14日

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  • Text messages from my cat would look like this:

    15:45 - Why is my food bowl empty?

    16:02 - I need more food in my bowl

    16:17 - Feed me, I have tried calling!

    16:26 - Come on, it was dinner time hours ago

    16:38 - I will start to destroy your property if you don’t feed me

    16:48 - I am starving! This is neglect! I will call the RSPCA!

    17:00 - Is that my food cup? I love you I love you I love you!