Urgh. Shrimp/prawns; cockroaches of the sea.

Do they still execute people for treason?

Imagine the amount of jail /executions that the US government would need to implement to clean up all the fucking crooked treasonous politicians on the take from Russia/China.

“Oh nonsense! There’s no Chinese interference in any US politics!” said a number of chucklefucks to me time and time again when I kept raising the issue.

Ah man… I’m not even talking about censorship. I don’t care if Twitch shows tits or not. I’m purely focused on the use of the word ‘art’ to justify looking at naked people. Like… just say you want to look at naked people. Be honest.

Like there’s all these ‘burlesque’ dance troupes who say their performances are “artistic”. Ok. Do them fully clothed and see how well your audience numbers seem.

There’s very little intelligent merit in doing x y z naked apart from letting thirsty people have a tingle.

Whatever. I’m done here. See ya.

Hello Stockholm Syndrome Incarnate.

In contemporary Western culture, there’s really no such thing as nudity without a sexual element. All this “beauty of the human form” stuff is an excuse to look at hot bods.

It’s low-intellect stuff aimed at base instincts. Fine. Whatever.

I’m old and have kids and not inexperienced in the ole’ rumpy pumpy. My young days of being obsessed with sex are past and I can approach the subject with some detached wisdom rather than being lead around by the whims of my penis.

I feel sorry for current young people still in that state who are so caught up by all this social media and weird internet shit that they can’t go talk to other human beings in real life and get laid.

Some advice then; put the fucking games DOWN and go outside and do something in REAL LIFE.

• Go volunteer to help your community.
• Go hiking in the mountains.
• Go do anything except sitting inside and watching Twitch hoping to see bewbs.

Look I’m not a prude or some kinda anti-sex freak but being nekked for others to look at isn’t really ‘artistic’, it’s just about showing yer tits for…uh… titillation. I’m also art school trained so I know how to deconstruct this stuff.

Sexy-bidness is sexy-bidness. That’s fine. But don’t try to pretend it’s “art”.

Corporate infighting in the macabre world of feeding people shit instead of real food.

I really hope this works. Also: banning water-intensive farming in dumb places might help.

The original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.

The modern game and all its hideous capitalist/ classist cultural connotations is fucked.

It’s revolting that’s she’s smoking.

Surprisingly accurate.

Shouldn’t it be ‘assault and battery acid ‘?