lol if that’s what you want, semi-literate

Honey, baseball has been around a lot longer than the mid 90s. It’s new. Learn about context.

You have problems expressing yourself plainly, I’ll wager. Read your post again.

When you find an honest mechanic, you gotta hold on to him tight. Bring him snacks and remember him on holidays. He is precious and rare.

Thank you

Um, nobody said he hasn’t. Um, what’s your point

Because you said the Target by you had them like it was a rare and precious thing, jackass.

You should have voted blue because this time it would have worked for sure!

Try being a woman and talking to a mechanic or anybody working at an auto parts store.

I used to work at a hikers’ hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, “He doesn’t smoke weed. He’s old, like in his 40s.” He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

All Targets have them and Walmarts do too. They’re not as rare as you seem to think.

Skip the labor pains, just give me the baby.

The chores!

Oh honey. Talentless celebrities existed before you were born.

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It’s annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

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What about loose for lose?

My cats have never ever been fed in their entire lives ever. Just ask them.

You gonna eat that?

Have you never been around babies? You just have to wait a few minutes.