Found the biochemist.

May it be with you.

I’m a millennial homeowner and the only way I managed to do so was after getting a toehold in a cheaper market.

And ABSOLUTELY NO ONE predicted this would be the result of electing the orange Russian cum rag.

The Constitution? You mean Trump’s TP?

I would be more concerned about the mental state of the… let’s say “people”, that thought he was the best choice to run their country.

Sour cream and onion rings. Basically just corn puffs with sour cream and onion flavor.

Don’t know what they are called in the rest of the world, but that’s what we call 'em in Canada.

The No Name brand is the best in my personal opinion.

John Wick has entered the chat

insert Matt Damon aging meme

I seriously can’t remember enough of the Avatar story to know what is going on. I know I’ve seen both films but I can’t for the life of me recall anything significant about them.

All I get from my brain when I think of Avatar is the “Blue Rabbits Fucking” sketch from Robot Chicken.

I serve the Soviet Onion.

Home of the scared.

Please, don’t you know history? America liberated Afghanistan all on its own and and never even came close to losing that war

/S

TBF most Americans couldn’t find Denmark.

My goodness that smile.

You know what shiny lady? Fuck it, yeah, you’re right.

He COULD technically have been aborted… Would’ve saved the world a lot of problems.

Ya’ll-Qaeda.

Did you vote for him?

Then this is all on you.

Auntie Tom?