This should be good…

It’s a long shot, though.

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

Groups of boobies are called flocks.

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Yup, that’s the one!

Ah, the new American dream!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway.

Absorption method:

• open textbook

• place forehead on paper

• fall asleep

• absorb information while unconscious

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

Sounds like someone is just jealous of that sick Ronda motorcycle. And maybe right hands.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!