This meme is so old now it’s starting to get sun fading and the ink is wearing off.

As we round the decade and head straight into the world of Tank Girl.

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

Means it has pubes on it.

Her’s was a plastic blue bowl with a handle. I was informed of it’s unsavory past after it was given to her from her mom when we moved in together. As she was eating popcorn out of it.

I didn’t come from no fancy two large plastic bowl house either. But a small trashcan with about 3 layers of grocery bags was our go to. Never would I look at something I yaked in and consider it to hold food again even if it had bags lining it.

So it begins…

Fucking get out of here with that “puke bowl” nonsense. You are going to make me lose an argument with my wife!

I never heard of them until her and like poop knives I refuse to believe in families have a thing as a “puke bowl”. Now I have to do research and reconsider my stance.

That’s kind of brutal, did her little brother eat the last jelly filled doughnut?

Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!

Need to pee in the soil

Tucker made the mistake of dressing up as a couch for Halloween.

Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.

Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.

In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.

Do you wish to know more?

Goddamn

Aye childcare is fucked. My spouse had to quit working full-time temporarily because childcare was more than what she pulled in a week. Was actually a savings to just not have one of us work until they were a little older and the cost finally dropped enough.

Not that one of us was enough to pay the bills, we just had to get really creative with alternative income sources that didn’t require a full-time commitment.

I love my kids, I hate America as it is today. I knew sort of the financial impact I was getting into having kids, but no one should have that just thrust on them because politicians systemically are removing all the alternatives.

2039 is gonna be lit.