Instructions unclear, now the US is installing a new monarchy

If you want a good job just learn how to code!

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Well duh it detects AI generated images that are at scale and that snail cat is way too small for it

Wake up babe new dolphin fucker copyoasta just dropped

Seems similar to factory mechanics using Google Glass to look up schematics etc.

Of course, Google being allergic to commitments discontinued it anyway, despite its successes in industrial applications.

Rasputin tho

Hong Kong’s subway system offers fare discounts if you use the entrances/exits that require you to walk through a mall, as part of their monetisation of spaces required to access public services

Love how everyone in the comments are shitting on Nintendo and Game Freak lmao

I think you mean Van Goose’s The Quack

Because PrEP exists, which when taken as prescribed reduces the chance of HIV transmission by ~99%.

HIV transmission virtually eliminated in Inner Sydney, Australia | International AIDS Society (IAS) - https://www.iasociety.org/news-release/hiv-transmission-virtually-eliminated-inner-sydney-australia

Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis (PrEP) | HIV Risk and Prevention | HIV/AIDS | CDC - https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/prep/index.html

There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

Real swords have curves 😤

How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

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Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl

Burning fossil fuels and polluting is viewed as masculine, whereas caring about the environment is feminine, in a phenomenon sociologists have coined as Petro-masculinity. Think of those men who roll coal in their lifted trucks towards cyclists in lycra, who they view as “gay”.

Petro-masculinity: Fossil Fuels and Authoritarian Desire - Cara Daggett, 2018 - https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0305829818775817