I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your internal use only web-app for syncing your garage door with your media sever don’t need all that

Being ignored is a whole ass kink. Just a fysa

Lowkey wonder if that could be challenged

Don’t forget them just being mad at the concept of child support

I genuinely beleive that Joe Rogan alone will be responsible for at least a million votes getting mobilized

They’ve already started the talking point that they swing too left and that’s why they lost

Dude, if you’ve been using your last one for 12 years then you really really don’t care about any of these stats/benchmarks

[edit] I retract my comment

Poor Jimmy Jr tho. He doesn’t deserve that

How is her getting this endorsement over Trump stunning? It’s a no-fucking-shit development

Republicans fursonas belong purely in fiction. The world is not ready for such evil to be manifest

Wilford Brimley has returned

Obamacare and the ACA is just the Hannah Montana of Republican healthcare policy. They are running on getting rid of the singer but promising to keep the Miley around. I’m high so I’ll stop now

Unless you want people to like you!

Is there any law in any state that would allow you to kill a 3rd party to escape being killed yourself? (If there were, I’d probably opt for not living in that state)

I’ll even go further and say that people who can afford it but wouldn’t otherwise bother might order them if they are free, which is a win for public health if even a few people ends up testing and preventing spread even a little

“Vance mocked for [insert here]” being a common headline is a media trend I find funny. So shines a chuckle in a weary world

I’m hoping most of that money was spent on developers and salaries since it would appear they didn’t spend shit on advertising. Silver lining to a failure is that at least people had jobs for a good while

I’m not locked in here with you!

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That’s such a weird rule. I wonder why. I guess maybe they don’t want to have superstitious buyers in the future worry about ghosts having a short commute back to their old homes?