It’s actually still totally awesome, you just have to remember to have fun.

“There’s a man in the bathroom and there’s something hard in his pants!”

Also going after ADHD meds, antipsychotics, and weight loss drugs. I’m terrified. I knew the Nazis came for the disabled early on. I selfishly thought that didn’t include me. If I lose access to my medications, disabled will be the word for me for sure.

Look up his idea for Wellness Farms. Get you off your mental health meds while doing literal slave labor in farming. For three to five years.

I’m fairly certain I would k.m.s, unless I had notice they were coming and I would probably go out in a gunfight.

This might be my favorite meme.

hanging out in a pit full of rotting animal corpses

while practicing falconry, on acid.

… and tied to the roof of his car (shark head)

… and in central park (whole black bear)

Ah right on, makes sense.

Yep! Twitter is going to be Weixin. I’ll go to my grave calling it twitter in a pathetic display of disapproval.

Move to West Virginia, we need more people like you. I just got a beautiful Serbian made AK, all I had to do was wait for it to be shipped over and pick it up at my local gun shop. 15 minutes for the background check which is essentially no felonies, because I have an extensive misdemeanor record from when I was young and wild. All I had to do was listen to the workers and customers spout bullshit conspiracy theories and talk about the latest Joe Rogan episode. Small price to pay.

Even my wife, who was previously anti-gun, bought a 9mm. Interesting times.

The EU just came up with $730 billion in war funding. Sidelining them (including Ukraine) was a huge fucking mistake by the fascists and I’m here for it.

What’s wrong with Cory? I think he’s brilliant.

Unless you’re suggesting some kind of utopian emergence from the ashes.

This is just the beginning. He’s going to force the government to run through twitter. Then you’ll only be able to pay your bills through twitter. Then your national ID will be authorized through twitter. Then all banking through twitter. It’s coming.

I’m down 100%. Also give them rifles. Now we’re talking.

Maybe it’s because they’re subverting the largest and most powerful democracy in the world. Wait until the real purges start. I bet you won’t be able to dig a hole deep enough to fit your head.

Upgrade your Mexican food game to birria or tacos de lengua/cachete.

Real Mexicans drink bud lite. I swear it’s a joke.

They don’t realize that race is essentially fiction. Skin color is an easy visual test if someone is good or bad. We’re fucking apes.

Don’t forget Curtis Yarvin, and his predecessor Adelson. They think democracy was a mistake.

They’ll let you rent one at 21 in the US but it’s more expensive with insurance up until age 25.

Come to think of it, it’s probably the only sane thing about any kind of insurance…

Go back to Reddit asshole.