I don’t care if a story has white cis-het etc men like me in it at all, but then I’m ASD so don’t take that as a rule.

Obviously they’ll run the election Russian-style, as Americans still like to think of themselves as free.

Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass out of my federated community.

I have no opinion on this except that it immediately brings to mind the “lightbringer” in Christian mythology.

The video where Rev Bruce Howard scourges his own back while complaining about “studio lights so hot”, as a movie .

Men will do anything other than go to therapy.

I think parents are telling their kids to only go to houses that have decorations up now.

Yep, and you can hear it a lot of the time you’re not listening to it too.

Herpes is forever.

That sounds like a trick question.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

You’re not missing much.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

Every few years I find a drawer of expired gift cards and throw them out. One time I kept a one hundred pound gift card in my wallet for months on end, keeping it alive with balance checks in the store but never using it. My partner noticed this and said “just give it to me”, and promptly lost it forever in one of her handbags.

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

US Supreme Court judge.