I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

Groundhog Day (1993)

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I’ll take those 12 votes.

Yup. One side proved they were actually concerned about the age of the candidates and did something about it while the other digs their heads in the sand and ignores reality.

Sure seems to be a super common theme these days…

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

I’m kind of okay with it. Nobody is doing more to advocate for and bring awareness to the need to expand the Supreme Court right now than this fucking guy.

He’s still upset Zelenskyy didn’t falsify evidence about Hunter Biden for him.

Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

So… nihilism?

It’s crazy how much more you can get done in one calm uninterrupted hour than in a whole very active afternoon.

I think you’ve read more into it than the Nazis have (as they are typically too dumb to read). Things are very black and white for these people. “Immigrants is bad. Springfield is immigrants. Springfield is bad.” That’s as far as the thinking goes. Then lazy Neo-Nazis that have nothing to do with the situation do whatever they can to “hurt” the “bad people” and a very easy way to do that is to call in bomb threats. And since they are not just stupid but also unoriginal and they already heard someone else called in a bomb threat…I guess that’s what we’re doing now…

Congratulations, you are now an “early riser.” Enjoy the hours from 4-6 am where nothing happens and nobody bothers you (unless you have kids…)

Same energy:

This is what Ilya saw…

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

As long as they don’t fuck it up in a similar fashion to seemingly every other thing they have tried for a couple decades.