puts on tie and pulls the knot so tight it cuts off air to my lungs

“tImE tO Go tO wOrK”

Oh ive met some people where ive thought “fuck this is it”. I mean, history is filled with those people, whether they are seen as good or bad

As a misanthropist i like AI

I love bull beef burgers

Me: “I fucking swear to tell the fucking truth and nothing but the fucking truth so help me cunt”

Judge: “get him out of here”

The therapist:

Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing

Vin Electric/Hybrid

“Lake Flacid” from The Simpsons episode where the grandpa is selling that drink that makes you horny that he makes in the bathtub.

I thought it was a legal way around mentioning Lake Placid without having to say the actual name - then felt so dumb when i became a teenager and actually got it

Us. We are meme.

I love AFHV

Hey Eddie I’ll place $1000 on the answer being no cheers mate

Yep - and the American Revolution heavily inspired the French Revolution. Probs how WW2 went down and we’re still echoing boomer rants from the old days.

Seems to make no sense in today’s times but maybe it’s some sort of ‘banter’ between 2 countries that are so different?

Nope. If you create something unique and cash out before its copied, then still probably not. I also wouldn’t dive head first into a bubble until it’s stable or already popped

100% of course, but I still won’t care

Im scared Florida and Texas will team up

Killing In the Name Of (Trump)

Turns out we’re also the bad guys i guess