What would you have called it?

I believe that’s from The Mighty Boosh!

Fake tan and botox

That’s kind of like saying he takes enough feline insulin to treat feline diabetes.

Not NSFW, domain’s for sale!

Don’t forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

Yeah, he’s an illegal immigrant, get it right.

This meme doesn’t make sense to me, shouldn’t “my plans” be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That’s presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you’ll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don’t get any pasta.

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

If it’s not elephant garlic, it’s probably nasty inside. I’ve found that big produce is usually over-ripe/rotten.

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

I wouldn’t recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it’s just not economical.

It is the Democrats fault that there are so many cowardly, weak-minded losers in charge of the party though.

He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it’s fake ignorance.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

They quoted you, lol