Me: breathing in oxygen and exhaling CO2

Cops: you’re under arrest.

I eat ass

They think the blue indicator means their headlights are on.

Cars. Expensive cars require more frequent and complicated maintenance and repairs than cheaper cars. They over engineer them on purpose in order to make it unreasonable to maintain them in the long run. They don’t want their brand sullied by old versions of their cars driven around by poor people.

So they won’t mind being split into three different companies, right?

Google+ did the same thing when it rolled out, then they tried to force people to use it before they cancelled the project.