A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

Eeper???

My blizzard, my choice.

I’ve never heard the term glizzy before. I…don’t get it.

Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

Okay it’s a pooping step, I’m aware of those. But why is it blue?! I guess the source image was probably a thing about pooping steps. So it was originally blue to draw attention to it. Well it worked!

I want to know more about that blue block that they’re stepping on. What does it mean?

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

That man’s name? Jesus Christ. Also his cross is upside down.

Bees riding tiny motorbikes