PrimeErective

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Why would you want whirled peas?

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes

They call him big booty, so I call him big booty

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Eagle River?!

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

Isn’t it because it’s pronounced “pan”?

It’s incredible

Just shut the AC off and let the PC warm back up before you shut it down and it’ll be fine

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

I really want to see statue of Tjentište

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina