

Yes and the answer was yes, and still is on a bad day.


Yes and the answer was yes, and still is on a bad day.


Yes, you make the cubes go together until it looks nice.
Yes, America is a horrible oppressive regime that dictates what the world does through war, lies and poison. Yes, America is an evil empire that controls everything. Also, not that this justifies anything, but if it wasn’t them it would be someone else.
Empires commit atrocities to remain dominant. There will always be a biggest bully and the biggest bully will always be mean. There is no “If only the americans were gone the world would be a utopia”. Some other asshole with nukes would step up and do the same. Americans aren’t particularly horrendous compared to other empires in history (e.g. mongol, dutch, persian)
If you don’t want your country to commit or allow atrocities, go live in another planet.


I don’t even know who the second one is.


not really
discusses the issue


too brown for that.


Umm… it’s not mexican, chinese or italian but also american food doesn’t exist?
I can’t tell if this was the joke or the meme just wants to shit on americans for stealing and mangling everyone’s food…
Also, jalapeño poppers.


This feels like it might devolve into a discussion about where the legitimate authority to name things derives from. brb popcorn.


Interesting. Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?


craigslist, is this you?
I want more cheese in my life tbh.
this umm… are you ok?


Great question. You’ll need a really sharp knife.
First you carefully place the cucumber on a cutting board and then dispose of it in a garbage can. Then get a big hunk of cheese from the fridge and take a generous bite off it, chewing thoroughly. Bite and chew the cheese over and over again until the cheese is no more. If you do this right, you can work through a pound of cheese in about 5 minutes.
This way there will be no round slices rolling all over and off your cutting board. Oh and you didn’t need the sharp knife for this, but it’s good to have one.


how else am I supposed to get high off my ass?
Aren’t we all if you think about it tho?
I’m a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.
I mean… could be worse.
I think it is. Can’t recall the exact scene though.