I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

The King’s Speech

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

Free gun fuck yeah

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

Pirates of The Caribbean

The fucked up part is it doesn’t even make it to the babies who need it, it goes straight to Homelander

Try me

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

Can someone just tell me which is the good one and which is the bad one for convenience

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

Don’t forget to wash your balls

I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

“We have such sights to show you!”

…is that Andrew Tate?

Are you okay?

What am I missing

What is a man? A miserable little pile of semen.