This is how you get modern Doom

“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈

Install Firefox and unlock origin

Is this a reference to something?

Yup! They taste like cake to me

I’ve also heard antiboyotics and love that one

Estrogen tablets work this way. They’re so good they can be addictive…

You don’t have family there. You have relatives.

Never trust staircase in the woods.

Nah, I’m gonna own it because if they don’t like KiNG MALA then they probably won’t like being with me

It’s always the guy you most expect

I think the deauther watch is pretty cool if we’re thinking cyberpunk-esque

https://dstike.com/products/dstike-deauther-watch-v3s

17 iirc

I would :)

Honestly this is hella cute

-Lemmy.ml moment

Could it be because God is a bad man?

Today I upvoted because I liked the content of an article and not just because I think it needed increased visibility.

Oh man they fucking got me. Really believed this one. Tbh it would probably be fun take potentially.