I have absolutely no intention of stopping.

Or reading that much begging about it.

No, I work pretty hard to scorn all the republicans and other filth I encounter. It’s honestly pretty invigorating.

Because the whole fucking market is a scam to take more money from people.

I’d print this and upload a video of wiping my ass with it, but you could ID me from my asshole print

No… No we’re good.

I disagree on the smart watches, but I know I’m in the minority in how I use them. They actually help me disconnect from my phone better because only select apps send notifications to my watch, so if I get a vibration on my wrist, I check, see if it needs action or not, then move on with my life. In my work I often get messages that need immediate action, but I’m often in situations where I can’t be distracted in the moment, so smart watches have been super helpful.

This is the way. Filter what comes to your wrist. Text from my wife? Absolutely. Ebay badgering me to buy more stand mixers because clearly if I bought one I need 17 more? Fuck off.

Eh. I like my smart watch.

• Heart tracking. The peace of mind is worth it to me.
• Message peeking. Sometimes I’m waiting for a text while doing something that would make it inconvenient or impolite to pull out my phone.
• Finding my phone. I’m that guy.

Fuck all the way off with that shit

Because there’s no reason to believe it’s legitimate and every reason to believe it’s fake.

The fuck? Of course not.

Corporations aren’t people. You can’t harm them.

And even if they were, you wouldn’t owe them loyalty.

Stealing from a megacorp is a net positive action. By weakening the megacorp you benefit humanity.

Doesn’t make it any less illegal, but in a moral sense it is a good thing.

Doesn’t exist. So no.

¿Por que no los dos?

Except let’s not be bitches about it like they were. Let’s actually do it.

Severe and thorough retribution.

Republicans MUST pay.

Oh I guess Tojo is innocent then.

(fuck you)

Tbe feds can watch deez nuts

Wow. A machine that can move faster than a human. What’ll they think of next?

EXACTLY MIDNIGHT LOCAL TIME ON THE CALENDAR DATE EIGHTEEN YEARS SUBSEQUENT TO THEIR BIRTH AS RECORDED ON A LEGAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE

/s

Because god is a delusion used as a means of social control and as an excuse for violence.