Exobiology in Elite: Dangerous. Just started last night and is already making some progress.

It tastes like freedom and democracy. *It’s a pun about liberty.

Are you one of the Princess’ suitors from Sunless Skies?

Never have I done anal.

Let the bullets fly. It’s a Chinese classic, I watch it with all my friends that have enot heard it before and they all love it.

Maybe Texas is just crazy like that

Sunless skies and sunless seas is great

“You can’t find the truth, you pick the lie you like best.”

Mandarin. I can speak Taiwanese as well.

你會哪些語言？(Traditional Chinese)

That’s about it. I am an interpreter and translator between English and Chinese.

It’s not a mistranslation either, the Chinese does match what the English translation mean. Also the name of the account is “Roman Kaohsiung (a city in Taiwan) Citizen”.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

UNO REVERSE CAT

Behing hopeful for better times during a bad time is different from being delusional of living in a good time while in fact living in a dystopian hellscape.

War, war never changes

My Taiwanese ass thought this fish was cooked in boba tea and was hella confused 💀

Is that oral or anal?

Oh yeah I forgot the countryside exists

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.