Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?

That’s it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you’ll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it’ll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you’ll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

No. She is 15

Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

You can only pick one.

Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?

Did she live to be a 110 years old

Advertising, yes but in this case I’ll allow it

I didn’t know that. I’ve only known them for like the last couple of years. Granted, in 2013 I wasn’t on the Internet yet.

I love the Poland balls.