It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

Pirated valheim, played 20 hours, bought the game.

Pirated baldurs gate 3 on early access, bought the game with only act 1, that’s how good it is.

Pirated Valhalla, played 5 hours, uninstalled that trash forever.

Started pirating streaming services when they told me that I can’t watch shit anymore because streaming service b and c took the shows, and now I have to pay two different streaming services if I want to keep watching.

they can’t swim

What did Mojang mean by this?

It’s poison.

It’s comedy

Your username is very fitting

Hey he has some good old episodes, I listen to them when I need white noise

Imagine that I sell you the materials for building a house, you build the house and start living in it, I knock on your door and tell you that I’m going to start fuckin you in the ass every month, because you know, I gave you the materials.

“Breaking news” no it’s not, it’s just insane, and probably as others have pointed, an investment scam from the CEO.